Performance Tip #17

Always tape your music. Loose leaf music is the surest way to have a gust of wind whip across the stage.

Performance Tip #16

Throughout the performance, you may want to periodically check in with the conductor.

Performance Tip #14

Never loan your rosin to anyone under the age of 18.

Performance Tip #13

As a matter of fact, you can use your stand lamp to heat a Pop Tart.